1. Winston Churchill (war correspondent & journalist during the Boer war)
2. Michael Jordan (the basketball player)
3. David Letterman
4. Jay Leno (car collector)
5. John F. Kennedy (former US President)
6. Charles Barkley (famous golfer)
7. Terry Bradshaw
8. Bill Clinton (Hillary Clinton’s husband)
9. Lebron James
10. Shaquille O’Neal (honorary deputy sheriff)
11. Joe Burrow (BS in Finance from THE Ohio State University)
12. Fidel Castro (Cuban lawyer)
13. Arnold Schwarzenegger (formerly homeless)
14. Marilyn Monroe
15. Matthew McConaughey (minority owner of Austin FC)

(satire)